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Sometimes you just have to pull out all the stops and splurge on a gift.  That said, these ten gifts below push the envelope in terms of lavish cost.  From $1000 ice cream to carbon fiber toilet seats, you're sure to find something you find absurdly overpriced.  Of course, if something does catch your fancy, feel free to buy.  Just don't tell your friends unless you want some serious ribbing.

 

Louis Vuitton Skateboard

If your man loves high fashion and skateboarding(a common enough combination, to be sure), why not buy him this limited edition Louis Vuitton skateboard?  Originally sold at LV's SoHo for the low price of $8,250, this skateboard/trunk combo is sure to put a smile on the face of any man who appreciates having a hot pink graffiti art skateboard with a seriously fancy case.  Just be sure he keeps track of it when he heads down to the local skatepark, a runaway $8000 skateboard is no laughing matter.

 

The 2009-2014 World Outlook for Submersible Domestic Sump Pumps Including Drivers with 1/3 Hp or Less

Does your man obsess about the worldwide market demand for submersible domestic sump pumps including drivers with 1/3 HP or less?  If so, you can help feed his obsession by purchasing this $800 book.  Yes, for this low price, you get a detailed analysis of the upcoming market for small sump pumps, worldwide.  Sure, it gets a bit dense at times, but it still delivers the good.  A must buy for any econometrics fan in your life.

 

Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat

Sure, men don't like to leave the toilet seat down very often, but when they do, they demand the best.  Give your man a throne fit for a king with this auto inspired carbon fiber toilet seat.  Lightweight and sturdy, carbon fiber is an ideal material for a toilet seat.  For one, it doesn't gets as cold as porcelain, ensuring no "surprise" feelings when sitting down to answer nature's call.  Sure, there are cheaper toilet seats than this $279 model, but are there cooler options?  We don't think so.

 

Brew Dog End of History Beer

Most men like beer.  Many men like high quality, limited run craft beers.  Though it is now sold out, Brew Dog's End of History beer sold for a mere $765 per bottle.  And oh, what bottles they were.  Wildly offensive to many, these bottles of beer came surrounded by actual dead, preserved animals.  A unique drinking experience, to be sure.

 

Tuscan Whole Milk

An internet classic.  When this gallon of whole milk was first listed on Amazon.com, the word quickly spread.  This was no ordinary milk.  Just read the following review excerpt:

Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk. I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler. One should pour just a small dollop and swirl it in the glass -- note the coating and look for clots or discoloration. And the color -- it should be opaque, and very, very white. Now, immerse your nose in the glass and take a whiff. Tuscan transports you instantly to scenic hill towns in central Italy (is that Montepulciano I detect?) --- there is the loamy clay, the green grass of summer days, the towering cypress.

Yes, this is milk for serious milk drinkers.  Unfortunately, Amazon itself seems to be out of stock.  Never fear, though, as you still get it though the new and used option.  Unfortunately, this can run up to $10,000.  Supply and demand, folks, supply and demand.

 

Gold iPad SUPREME Edition

iPads are popular gifts.  If you're looking to set yourself apart from the crowd, why not go with this diamond encrusted gold iPad?  Made of solid 22k gold and set with 53 diamonds in the Apple logo, this is an iPad that stands out from the crowd.  Your's for a mere £129,995.00. Just be sure your guy doesn't accidentally leave this in a Starbucks somewhere.

 

Golden Opulence Sundae from Serendipity 3

Sometimes, a simple ice cream sundae is the perfect gift to help your man appreciate the little things in life.  For those looking to take the little things in life to the next level, this $1000 ice cream sundae from Serendipity 3 (NYC and Las Vegas) is constructed as follows:

5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23K edible gold leaf, the sundae is drizzled with the world’s most expensive chocolate, Amedei Porceleana, and covered with chunks of rare Chuao chocolate, which is from cocoa beans harvested by the Caribbean Sea on Venezuela’s coast. The masterpiece is suffused with exotic candied fruits from Paris, gold dragets, truffles and Marzipan Cherries. It is topped with a tiny glass bowl of Grand Passion Caviar, an exclusive dessert caviar, made of salt-free American Golden caviar, known for its sparkling golden color. It’s sweetened and infused with fresh passion fruit, orange and Armagnac.

Sounds good to me.  If you're in NYC or Vegas, your man can enjoy this tasty sundae as long as you call in 48 hours in advance to reserve your spot.

 

Optimus Maximus Keyboard

For the serious geek in your life, this $1600 keyboard is sure to be a hit.  Why is this so pricy?  Well, every key has it's own small color display.  Each key can be programmed to display whatever symbol the user desires.  Pretty fancy, and sure to impress any man who is weary of typing on a reasonably priced keyboard.

 

AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable

The Tuscan Whole Milk of speaker cables, this $8,500 cable is perfect for the demanding audiophile in your life.  Sure, he probably can't tell the difference between this cable and a bent up coat hanger, but why take the risk of purchasing an inferior product?  Play it safe and get a cable that will rock his world.  The mortgage can wait for another month.

 

Bling H2O The Dubai Collection "The Ten Thousand" Bottled Water

Does your man get thirsty?  Is he tired of drinking water from disposable plastic bottles?  Have your guy hydrate in style with this $2,600 bottle of water.  It has "has over 10,000 hand applied Swarovski Crystals," whatever those actually are.  Sure, this might be a bit steep for a bottle of water, but note that the site offers free shipping within the continental US.  That'll help take the edge off.

 

Conclusion

As you can see, if you have too much money, you still have a wide variety of men's gift options to choose from.  Have any inexplicably expensive gifts ideas of your own?  Let us know in the comments below.